DON'T LAUGH
A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor,
I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've
got to promise not to laugh."
"Of course I won't laugh,"
the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the man said,
and
preceded to drop his trousers,
revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable
to control
himself, the doctor fell laughing to
the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," he said. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to
be the problem?"
"It's swollen"
